Age may be attitude, but both things start sucking when that AARP recruiting letter arrives in the mail!

[for those outside the U.S., the American Association of Retired Persons manages to send a recruiting letter to everyone in the U.S. when they achieve the age of 49 1/2 years.  They entice people to join and revel in their newfound ability to get some senior discounts and jokes from those young whipper-snappers at the cash register.]