Not to attack or belittle Microsoft in any way - but for our own entertainment... What is the worst Microsoft product or service you ever owned?

And on a slightly more up-beat note, what Microsoft product far exceeded your expectations?
 
And lastly, what is, in your opinion, the highest quality Microsoft product that does what it said it would do?


Note: Meaning if you didn't own Microsoft Bob you can't name it as the worst product or service - Own, to our Chinese friends also means downloaded and used.

And also don't fuse your expectations with it actually being the BEST product. Something doesn't have to be wonderful for it to be better than expected.

This entire thread is 100% objective and I'd be most interested to here WHY you think whatever you think. Smiley