If you live in New York you've got 6 days to live

According to a former Space Camp[1] instructor.

[1]Not the Space Camp, but actually some European rip-off.

Oh, and while we're at it the world will end in in December 2011 or whatever.  (Darn, I forgot to mark that on my calendar, so I'm not so sure about the date!) The Mayans, you may know, predicted it.

That's right, the Mayans used a 16" pizza for their calendar, which compensated for the 12" used by those dudes in Europe. Much more accurate and cheese in the crust.

I've already installed a time bomb in my car's gas tank to insure I won't miss the rapture.

WOW

Liberals of East Coast, no more problems

Now we need the predicted 9.0 earthquake or Killer Wave to hit the West Coast

And the Illegal Alien problem goes away...



















































Yes i am joking

My birthday's on the 25th. It would suck to have the eastern coast of the country taken out on my birthday. It would ruin the joy of receiving a USB Flash Drive (I haven't actually gotten one yet, so I'm asking my family for a $20 one).

CyberGeek wrote:

My birthday's on the 25th. It would suck to have the eastern coast of the country taken out on my birthday. It would ruin the joy of receiving a USB Flash Drive (I haven't actually gotten one yet, so I'm asking my family for a $20 one).

We'll see on the 25th. It's sure something different.

Tom Servo wrote:

We'll see on the 25th. It's sure something different.

This prediction is false.  Apple ust opened its 5th Avenue store.  Do you really think Apple would Open a store when in less than 5 days it was going to be obliterated?

You might keep an eye on this site on the day though, it might give you a few minutes warning ... they're sea activity bouys, if the chart suddenly jumps off scale .. run.  Our psychic friend who believes this is a pre-emptive strike by aliens, and that the comet will trigger eruptions in mid-atlantic means the fragment will have a greater chance of hitting a volcano between South America and Senegal .. bouy 41421 is the one to watch.


You needn't worry though, Webbo and I will be protected by Wales in the coming Tsunami (with all it's mountains)...

If there is a Tsunami in New York that day, I will pierce my nipples and have the Windows and VS logos Tattooed on my arm

rjdohnert wrote:

If there is a Tsunami in New York that day, I will pierce my nipples and have the Windows and VS logos Tattooed on my arm

HAHAHAHA Funny,

W3bbo wrote:

rjdohnert wrote:If there is a Tsunami in New York that day, I will pierce my nipples and have the Windows and VS logos Tattooed on my arm

I thought you already did, except they were Windows 2000 tattoos.

rjdohnert wrote:

HAHAHAHA Funny,

W3bbo wrote: rjdohnert wrote: If there is a Tsunami in New York that day, I will pierce my nipples and have the Windows and VS logos Tattooed on my arm I thought you already did, except they were Windows 2000 tattoos.

I wont be looking for that unless you look like Kate Beckinsale, Nelly Furtado or Denise Richards

JohnAskew wrote:

rjdohnert wrote:HAHAHAHA Funny, W3bbo wrote: rjdohnert wrote: If there is a Tsunami in New York that day, I will pierce my nipples and have the Windows and VS logos Tattooed on my arm I thought you already did, except they were Windows 2000 tattoos.

ROFL.

If this happens, look for me base jumping from my downtown skyscrapers.

Naked. (Punishment for the non-believers).

Rossj wrote:

You might keep an eye on this site on the day though, it might give you a few minutes warning ... they're sea activity bouys, if the chart suddenly jumps off scale .. run.

Like I said, a few minutes .. however I suspect that the originator of this claim may be slightly unhinged.

Having double checked, Tsunamis are known to travel at up to 1000 Km/h which is just short of the speed of sound (at 20 degrees C)