Microsoft has their own riot police?

HAHAHAHA!!

I'm sorry.  I couldn't help myself.

Cant be true, because a linux guy would rather take sucide then being taken out by Microsoft...

Oh that's all we need, legions of suicide penguins.

Actually, I think it'd be pretty easy to take out the penguin - you can imagine the scene: MS riot police (OK Windows Live Riot Police) use their truncheons to invite the penguin to Assist Them With Their Enquiries. The penguin naturally responds with denial, exclaiming "Aha! you blinkered tools of the incompetent mega-corporation, little do you realise these are Open Source kidneys (part of the OSK framework to be released in an upcoming distro), and consequently automatically immune from your brutish proddings. Ouch."
Penguin collapses.


I wish to apologise to any Linux supporters or other deranged cultists enthusiasts who mistakenly suspect an element of mockery in the preceding paragraph. Nah seriously, it's a fine OS. They all are. Except MVS. And DOS 4 of course. And the one for the Sinclair QL, that was too little too late. But I digress.