littleguru wrote:
die Wurstfachverkäuferin

It hurts my eyes! It's a girl.

Actually "Ich bin der Wurstfachverkäuferin!" is a quote from a song by a very famous german poet and jazz artists: Helge Schneider. It is from one of is avant-garde, fastidious songs called: Wurstfachverkäuferin. Now how do your eyes (ears) hurt now?

Well to be honest he actually sings "Ich bin der Wurtsfachverkäuferin ihr Freund." Wich again is grammatically correct.