Haha... you'd think with 500 distributions, there would be a vendor, community groups, and memos.

I'll be sure to name the hippies with computer science degrees and can program far better than anyone I know.

I think your forgetting that the real hippies dont contribute anything to free software but advertisment that sucks. But since Windows has 95% marketshare, its far more likely that the vast majority of hippies are using Windows.

Peace man!