My PC is old but new enough to run it at a modest G5-equivelent performance.
It would be pirating even if I bought the software, since it is against the EULA to use on non-Apple PCs. Besides, I'm only going to test it for a little bit, not very long before I remove it.
'I was only borrowing the car, officer. I was going to bring it back when I was done.'
Aahh, if only joyriders could get by on the same sort of logic.