jh71283 wrote:

vesuvius wrote:

brian.shapiro wrote:
i think everyone will switch over to linux in 5 years; 2 years if corona_coder is involved in a switch campaign

I'm thinking of installing Linux on an old box I have lying around this minute, never mind two years from now. His depth of forsight, perspicacious, esoteric reasoning and untrammeled authoratative deductions leave me in sheer awe, and apopleptic!

There is only one corona_coder, he is the Oracle here at Channel 9.

I with I was him.


Paraphrasing here

  • If you have five dollars and corona_coder has five dollars, corona_coder has more money than you.
  •  There is no 'ctrl' button on corona_coder's computer. corona_coder is always in control.
  •  Apple pays corona_coder 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  •  corona_coder can sneeze with his eyes open.
  •  corona_coder can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  •  corona_coder is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  •  corona_coder destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  •  corona_coder can kill two stones with one bird.
Thought it was fitting....


  • corona_coder's compiler is too afraid to report errors.
  • corona_coder can make infinite loops end.
  • When corona_coder looks at a Windows machine, it bluescreens out of fear.
  • Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for corona_coder.
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects corona_coder could use to destroy Microsoft, including the room itself.