Q&A: Inside the Indictment of Ted Stevens

The "the internets is not a truck, it's a series of tubes" senator is finally being indicted for lying about receiving $250,000 from an oil contractor. I don't think they'll let him be chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee anymore.
What's weird is that he put out a song about it.
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I wish people would give it a rest with the series of tubes thing.
It is a pretty fair analogy of how the Internet functions more or less. Just let it go. -
01:15 .... whhahahhaa... original video : http://www.youtube.com/v/ZOWWP-rtAks
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ManipUni said:
I wish people would give it a rest with the series of tubes thing.
It is a pretty fair analogy of how the Internet functions more or less. Just let it go.ManipUni said:
I wish people would give it a rest with the series of tubes thing.
It may be a good analogy, but I'm not ready to give credit to a guy who's the chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, whose job is to regulate the US internet, and uttered these words:
Senator Ted Stevens said:
Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
[...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of materia
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I hate it when my neighbor Cloud puts enormous amounts of materia in the network.Minh said:ManipUni said:*snip*
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He's also infamous for his "bridge to nowhere" pork.
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I tried to send an internet to the wife and it took two weeks to get there. My internet needs help, anyone have the number of a good internet plumber?Minh said:ManipUni said:*snip*
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Exactly. It's not so much that 'series of tubes' is a poor analogy, it's that the guy only has a rudimentary grasp of what he's supposed to know about. The series of tubes thing is just the most memorable soundbyte from that speech.Minh said:ManipUni said:*snip*
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Ix, I'm preparing to send an internet now to test your system.Ix said:
I tried to send an internet to the wife and it took two weeks to get there. My internet needs help, anyone have the number of a good internet plumber?Minh said:*snip*



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How's the wife by the way? Last time I was at your house she cooked a delicious turkey.Ix said:
I tried to send an internet to the wife and it took two weeks to get there. My internet needs help, anyone have the number of a good internet plumber?Minh said:*snip*
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brian.shapiro said:
How's the wife by the way? Last time I was at your house she cooked a delicious turkey.Ix said:*snip*
two out of three internets recieved....thats two thirds of a victory!
when were you at my place? o.O
I blame Slack for my lack of infos.
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