Pregnancy Update

Everythings going well.  better than I expected.  Moms healthy, baby is healthy most I can ask for but something is amiss.

Dana is being WAAAAAAAAAAAY to nice.

The kind of girl Im attracted to for long term relationships, some of you already know this.  the ice queen quasi goth type.  Nice girls, no fun.  I like a challenge.  Darth Vader in a skirt (minus the helmet, burns and she has to have the right plumbing of course) the type of girl that will crush a mans larynx without warning.  The type of girl that if you pour boiling water down her throat she craps ice cubes.   Thats my spot yo.

When i first met Dana she wouldnt even speak to me, actually I asked her how she was doing and her response was "f$#ck you" I was hooked, for me love at first sight.  But persistence pays off, pushing, arguing and instead of being nice being an a$$hole.  We started going out and it was forever before she even held my hand.  I remember that day.  We were walking in the mall after I started losing all the weight and had to get new clothes, I felt something grab my hand I looked and she had grabbed me in what first seemed like a vice death grip, she loosened up after about 8 feet when we went in the store and I was looking at crap she put her head on my shoulder.  That night was the first night we ever, you know.  Anywho, my dad hates her because she basically ignores him.  They can be in the same room she wont even acknowledge his existence and he will look at me and ask "is she breathing".  She opens up a lot to my mom, niece and older daughter and Dan who is one of my friends from High School who is gay.  they go shopping and out and my mom loves her.  But since she has been pregnant she has been considerate, smiling, chatting doing nice things for me, communicating.  We are actually making love with foreplay and all that instead of her "I want sex"  She has always had an electrifying kiss, when we kiss its always been that Im drowning and this will probably be the last thing we will ever do.  The only remnants of the old Dana is when my dad comes around, she still locks up.  But guys. its weird
.  i want my ice queen back.

umm...

jh71283 said:

umm...

Pretty much what I was thinking.

rjdohnert -- try and make sure your kid isn't as screwed up as you appear to be

Herbie

jh71283 said:

umm...

At least there was no "So I grabbed my .45 (God bless the concealed weapons license and it'll be a cold day in hell before the liberals take that away from me) and pistolwhipped my dad" tough talk this time.

Thanks for sharing,..

But guess what;

You put it in there, now you're in it for the long run!
No easy way out for you mate, just because you dont like the changes,.

Ha ha!

You might have to wait for the hormones to go away, but you'll get your ice queen back. People have a +/- 5% and they basically don't change.

But if that doesn't work, you're going to have to learn to be nice back. Ha ha!

Bas said:

jh71283 said:

*snip*

At least there was no "So I grabbed my .45 (God bless the concealed weapons license and it'll be a cold day in hell before the liberals take that away from me) and pistolwhipped my dad" tough talk this time.

I wonder if she realises how lucky she is ....

Pregnancy Update : I am not Pregnant.

thank you.

SaraJoRedux said:

Pregnancy Update : I am not Pregnant.

thank you.

OK, from a Guys perspective...
My lovely Brazilian wife has blessed me three times:
http://blogcastrepository.com/photos/marks_shots/default.aspx

Those three little tigers drive me nuts but I don't take them for granted and I wouldn't change a thing.

Matthew van Eerde said:

You want your ice queen back?

Just tell her it looks like she's getting a little heavy.

(This obviously means you'll never have other kids with her either - she'll rip your b*lls off man )