How to get into Heaven when you die! (W3bbo's way)

I figured I'd evangelise.... my way

Which I feel would be more effective than quoting fallable human sources (ie: the Bible) or relying on blind faith.

Basically, let me put it this way:

The whole crux of christianity can be summarised in a few points

1. Believe that some dude, "Jesus Christ" existed (well, we've got reliable 3rd party evidence saying that the person existed)
2. That this person was also God himself incarnated in the human form
3. ...And that he's a really cool dude (he smoked weed!) who just saved your soul by going through the whole crucifixion thing
4. Oh, and be a good person
5. And don't be an arrogance ponce either

So yeah.... My evangelist point is:

"Hey, here's what I believe in, and aparently I felt it would be in both of our interests to inform you guys that, aparently, if you don't believe in this Jesus dude, then you go 'hell and burn in all eterntity, and be damned!!!!111!!"

....I'll leave it at that, shal we?

So yeah... thats pretty much it really. I'm telling you that you can either become a christian today or just continue with whatever you're happy with right now.

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Now.... compare that to the recent spammage we've been having, we've both got the same point. Only I do it without offending people (I hope... if you have, feel free to email me )

Christ on a bike!

The thread to which you referr was a terrible thread, but at least it was confined to one thread. Well done for letting it spill out and polute the board even more.

W3bbo ... chill !

It's already been proven a fact that all religions are the same (except for Seaman, he's a total deuch-bag)

rhm wrote:

The thread to which you referr was a terrible thread, but at least it was confined to one thread.

I recall seeing at least 3 other instances.

Sabot wrote:

W3bbo ... chill !

That's the whole point of the thread, to show people how they're meant to evangelise without raising people's blood pressures

W3bbo wrote:

Religious Zealotry:

Recently we've had a number of "How to get into heaven when you die" threads. These are NOT tolerated by any of the long-standing forum members and you will get flamed by the less mature members of the forum.

We're not interested in whatever religion you're forcing down our throats. Of course, I recommend you read Matthew 7:12:

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”(Matthew 7:12)

You don't want people posting threads like: "Join the Raelians today or go to hell!"

Consider that most of us here have a very scientific background and are not as lured as easily as showing us something from Chick.com

As the author of this post, why would you even consider starting a thread like this if you ever want us to take anything you say seriously?

You can't police others if you can't police yourself.  You're busted.

Hopefully the scobelizer will start deleting these threads as promised.

rhm wrote:

Hopefully the scobelizer will start deleting these threads as promised.

I agree completely. Can we get all the threads deleted?

W3bbo wrote:

Believe that some dude, "Jesus Christ" existed (well, we've got reliable 3rd party evidence saying that the person existed)

That this person was also God himself incarnated in the human form

Jesus did exist, over the years scientists have found traces of blood where he was crucified identifiying that no blood like that exists anymore. It's one of a kind, they also found a [blanket] like cloth that he was covered with in the tomb. Now that they have the ark found as well, you have undeniable evidence that the story in the Bible is true. It's just a matter of you accepting it and having an open mind towards a few other things.

littleguru wrote:

Again another thread... nooooooooooooooooo!

W3bbo what did you smoke tonight?

Agreed ... NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AAAGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I can feel my blood boiling W3bbo ... it's ALL your fault!

Personally, I'm past the point of caring. It's way to emotive to discuss and this just isn't the best place for it.

Who would want to get into heavan when they die?  Heaven would be such a drag, I dont want to go to heaven when I die because then that would mess up my goal in death.  My goal in death is to overthrow Satan and take my place as the supreme ruler of hell.  Now thats gonna be a party worth attending, see you there.

rjdohnert wrote:

Who would want to get into heavan when they die?  Heaven would be such a drag, I dont want to go to heaven when I die because then that would mess up my goal in death.  My goal in death is to overthrow Satan and take my place as the supreme ruler of hell.  Now thats gonna be a party worth attending, see you there.

Not been to see Constantine yet then

shut up shut up shut up shut up!

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Meant in the nicest possible way, of course.

Was it you who stole it?

Tensor wrote:

Was it you who stole it?

Hijack!

I found it interesting that there are 4 or so different versions of the same painting.

If you read Genesis carefully, it is clear that there were other people alive at the time when Adam and Eve were created and put into the Garden of Eden.  (This puts an interesting twist on other chapters in the Old Testament by the way.)

We are the other people.  At least I am.

There's no such thing as "biblical proof".  It's all a matter of faith, right?  Anyway, I learned this tidbit in a religion class in college, which was long ago, and I don't have my notes anymore.

But a quick google search turned up this tasty tidbit which is close enough.

No Original Sin for us, the Other Folks.  I feel sorry for Christians.

Aloha wrote:

phunky_avocado wrote:If you read Genesis carefully, it is clear that there were other people alive at the time when Adam and Eve were created and put into the Garden of Eden.  (This puts an interesting twist on other chapters in the Old Testament by the way.) We are the other people.  At least I am.

Since it is clear that other people were alive you say, could you give us some biblical proof?