elmer said:Good evening, this is your captain speaking.
As you may have noticed, we are currently experiencing some minor technical difficulties with all four of our engines.
I just wanted to assure everyone on board that we have escalated this issue to priority-1 with our experts, and hope to have them all restarted shortly.
In the meantime, sit back and relax, and I thank you for choosing to fly with us.
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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE NEVER DONE THIS IN TRAINING ? WHAT THE F* DO WE PAY YOU IDIOTS FOR ?? YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL... OH, F*, the intercom is still on...”
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"Free drinks for all my friends!!!"
We'll add Barfly to Airplane and sum a masterpiece! 
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