The windows user is obsessed with commercial software; he'll swim a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a license key awaiting him.
Linux users have their faults / windows user have only two: / everything they say / everything they do
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Sven Groot
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
I'm not sure whether we should ban this guy or give him an award for weirdest troll of the year, or something.
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New category for the Niney awards! The prize can be a copy of Office.
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MasterPie
Would you like a cup of tea?
4 minutes ago, Sven Groot wrote
I'm not sure whether we should ban this guy or give him an award for weirdest troll of the year, or something.
This begs a philosophical question...if we give trolls awards, do we satisfy their need for appreciation, and thereby, get them to finally leave?
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Windows users, like the rats following the Pied Piper, will be lured by windows freebies to their doom, will be overcome and submerged by and will eventually drown in the passive flesh that they are.
Eventually the natural course of events, of social evolution, will lead to total LINUX control of the world and, subsequently, to the cessation of the production of Windows. -
dahat
inanity makes my head hurt
3 minutes ago, Linux_Lord wrote
Windows users, like the rats following the Pied Piper, will be lured by windows freebies to their doom, will be overcome and submerged by and will eventually drown in the passive flesh that they are.
Eventually the natural course of events, of social evolution, will lead to total LINUX control of the world and, subsequently, to the cessation of the production of Windows.Windows freebies? Funny, I only see FOSS fands handing out DVDs of software on street corners.
Behold, your champion:
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@dahat:
Richard fights at least for the good cause.
The windows source code is mean and violent, and windows is so powerful that it can reach WITHIN computers to ravage them from the inside out. Satan-like, windows installations possess computers, making the wicked fantasies and desires of Bill Gates the computers' own.
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haha ... most of this is adapted from the "SCUM Manifesto". to what end, I can't fathom.
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ScanIAm
Edgar Allen Potato.
You realize that this is Chris (a.k.a. Beer28) right?
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Beer uses a Mac now. Over the years many people have posted here in a ludicrous fashion to frame Beer for comments he didn't make. That's because Microsoft doesn't have a do no evil policy, so they have no problem impersonating people for whatever twisted, sick and disturbed ends they have.
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1 minute ago, beerinbelgium wrote
Beer uses a Mac now.
That's what makes it so obvious.
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dahat
inanity makes my head hurt
1 hour ago, beerinbelgium wrote
Beer uses a Mac now.
Bob Dole thinks you should stop talking in the third person.
Over the years many people have posted here in a ludicrous fashion to frame Beer for comments he didn't make.In their defense... it's rather hard to rise to the level of ludicrousness that you deliver whenever you return.
That's because Microsoft doesn't have a do no evil policy,Yes... because Google's 'do no evil' policy has prevented them from doing any evil.
so they have no problem impersonating people for whatever twisted, sick and disturbed ends they have.Bob Dole thinks you should back up your accusation.
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LCARSNxG
Dev in North Carolina
Bravo! These Linux_Lord posts gave me much needed snickering while I wait for compiles to finish. I especially like the prayer.
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magicalclick
remember the flow
just to say I read this thread and leave.
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magicalclick
remember the flow
LOLz, now I get it.
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