Fictional computer technology books with [p][o][r][n] sounding titles

This is normally a local coffee break chill out game that I wouldn't have thought to put here.  However, given the creativity displayed on the Zero Out thread let's give it a try.

RULES:

1.  No use of explicit or filthy words or phrases
2.  Some form of technology must be inferred from the title
3.  Since this is written, the title must be surrounded by double quotes to distiguish it from any additional setup or trailing comments.
4.  If a "title" is clever be sure and +1 it.

"Pin It, a guide to Windows 7 task bar pinning"

"You, Me, let's COALESCE"

"Hardcore Dependency Injection"

Microsoft hardware

"Revenge of the baby programmer" by Nora Titoff (OK, its an oldie but worthy of the adaption)

8 hours ago, Yggdrasil wrote

"Hardcore Dependency Injection"

+1

"Unit Testing"

Input Output, Input Output ....

"Peek and Poke: A guide to cheating"

"Tweaking Bits in the Right Sequence: Getting the Results you Want"

I presume that "8051: ins and outs of ANL and ORL" would violate the rules

@Yggdrasil: Top to Bottom Hardcore Inversion of Control Container

1 day ago, Dr Herbie wrote

"Tweaking Bits in the Right Sequence: Getting the Results you Want"

 

+1

1 day ago, blowdart wrote

Amateurs

"Debugging: Showing stack and dumping cores."

+1

Here's a double: "Penetration Testing Guide for After Hour Rooting."

@JoshRoss: -1 for use of explicit language.