, JohnAskew wrote

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http://www.asus.com/News/9PSOUa9v30mhiw5o/

The ASUS Vivo Tab features the Next Generation Intel® Atom™ processor and has 2GB RAM with 64GB eMMC (embedded multimedia card) user storage. An incredible Windows 8 experience makes it a smart choice for professional and personal use.

No, no, no. 2GB RAM is just silly.

What I want is a Surface Pro(grammer) 64-bit with 16GB RAM on an i7.  Not gonna happen, is it? 

FISH!

That would be sweet; unfortunately it would probably come with a backpack full of batteries. It was kind of surprising to see how the Surface falls short of the iPad on battery life, despite the fact that Microsoft went to great lengths (and painful cuts) to conserve power. Looks like they didn't nail that particular aspect just yet.