What's the matter with you geeks? Do you really want to use the metro interface (an interface that dumbs down the entire OS and all the applications) so very much?

http://photos.appleinsider.com/windows8-110914-1.jpg

If yes, you spend too much time on facebook/twitter/reddit/(other time wasting sites) and must really be bored of being an actual geek...

You probably watch a lot of cop/lawyer and reality television as well. Sheesh.