, evildictait​or wrote

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WinJS.xhr({  type: "GET",   user: accountSid,   password: authKey,   url: "<a href="https://yourWebserviceUrl.com"">https://yourWebserviceUrl.com"</a>,  headers: { "YourSoapHeaders": "WithTheirValues" },    }).then(success, error);function succes(response){}function error(error){}

So now I've got to gin up a web service layer when all I wanted to do was connect to a SQL server on the LAN. Got it.