ad for windows 8 - "UnCool"
scene 1
bunch of old trends / people in a room... room is sterile...bland... badly lit...
- Door opens - some cool celebity - picks someone to come in - to "your cool again" room.
^ 5 piece rollingstones rip off band walks through door - "you dont know your beautiful!" .. ish
- door closes
- camera pans around room
- shot goes by gates and ballmer
- door opens
- you two... in
They go inside IceTea is behind big mixing board with computer
"From what i hear - you guys now got the hottest stuff comin down to the street - and we want a piece
(cut to snoop dog rastaman - floating off camera left - grinning
IceT: my man snoop says you got the real deal. fast..nice to look at... productive...
(bill and steve look to each other - look back and nod)
OK... well ... its hard to say this... but your COOL again
- cut to snoop nodding eyes closed grinning in cloud of smoke
ICETEA: ok now get out of here before someone sees you - its still 3 months to release...
* bill/steve quickly shuttled out by big bouncers
(bill looks to steve in alley)
Closing tag
Windows 8
BG: Can i go back to fighting diseases now?
SB: ya sure. and thanks
(both walk separate directions)
end of Hey bulldog / beatles plays to fade
EDIT / Optional:
somewhere in above sequence camera goes to Slash from guns and roses.
There is a pause.
Ice tea says - why are you here?
Slash: well you guys were here and usually we all get hired to do this type of sh
Icetea - ok ok - take the camera off slash mother....quick cut back to ad
* you know... - laurel and hardy comedy team of:
*it could even use the music (cool again)..
the...end.
by an Elk
