@Bas: Defender of the Faith you missed a one: "No Chrome Even if it Hurts". I'd throw in "Disingenuous" but that was Andy's word that I hijacked. Also I'd put in a crossed out "Metro" above Windows Store Apps; I don't dislike the apps just the name -- well ok I do dislike most of Microsoft's first party apps. Oh and could you add in something about killing WPF/SL? Also "Fart App" should be plural. Thanks.
Those issues aside that's a great summary. Mind if I use it elsewhere? I think it makes a fair assessment of W8.