How to prove the world is flat, the AGW way -

  1. Grant researchers a billion dollars a year to 'study it'.
  2. Systematically deprive funding from the dissenting researchers.
  3. Receive an equivalent amount of evidence that the world is flat as there exists for AGW.

The effective government monopoly on climate science is such a compromising force that it's hard to believe there are those who deny its relevance.

But who could possibly oppose government funding of science? Oh my head is spinning! This is not what they taught me in the government's school system! I must contort my perceptions to stop from having to rethink everything!!!

Phew. Just in time. I wonder what's on TV?