Josh, can't you just settle for the chartreuse hair of their electrical engineer Ted?
I'll need some details before I order:
1) Are 'pop' commands queued? If two targets summon the corn will the device be able to hear both, queue both and fire the kernels sequentially? Can I say 'pop-pop-pop-pop' and get 3 (4) kernels shot sequentially?
2) Can this device be loaded with Cheetos?