Yea, I don't use either. But if I did, I'd use the tinfoil hat edition
The kids this Googler stalked, should they have worn tin foil hats too?
David Barksdale, a 27-year-old former Google engineer, repeatedly took advantage of his position as a member of an elite technical group at the company to access users' accounts, violating the privacy of at least four minors during his employment, we've learned.
Because what Google did to these people was "impossible". They aren't the only ones either. This has happened again and again over the years.
