Oh those lovely Windows Store Apps... Those three little words are all the rage around the water cooler already. People are all yacking it up with stuff like:

"Hey did you see this neat little Windows Store App? It's so much better than the version on Android."

"Do you know how many Windows Store Apps I've bought? Tens!"

"Damn! This Windows Store App keeps crashing"

"Writing Windows Store Apps is a great career builder."

"Snap! Is that a Windows Store App?!??!?"

"Why did the Windows Store App cross the road?"

Genius marketing! When someone sees a W8 device running an app they like they'll know right where to get it!

Dude 1: "Hey what kind of app is that? It's pretty cool!"

Dude 2: "It's a Windows Store App called Frrrt"

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