, JoshRoss wrote

@DeathByVisualStudio: Fart apps seem more like something out of the skeuomorphic world of Scott Forstall than the Metro world of Microsoft.

How do you meld crisp text and lines with juicy fart sounds?

, JoshRoss wrote

Forget the crisp text, Josh. Think fast and fluid. You could translate gestures into bodily noises. A quick flick might emit a high pitched toot, while a slow drag will... I think you get the point.

-Josh

Thanks for starting my day out right. Who needs corn flakes? Damn you're funny.