Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea's missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was "working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue."
The lack of ease of use, robustness, and workability turned out to be a godsend.
Windows 8 is good for something. The trust Microsoft built up with fascist Asia leading them to upgrade coupled with the let down from the result of actually using the software may save the region from a nuclear war just yet.
I suggest to Microsoft that they should give false support instructions when the call comes in to Redmond.
Had they used Android, Linux, OSX or iOS, millions of people could be dead right now.