, DCMonkey wrote

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Or maybe if you removed those hands from your eyes you'd realize he's quoting the message that the upgrade assistant is erroneously giving him when he is actually in a region where Windows 8 is available.

He's quoting someone else. And given the troll habits previously exhibited you'll excuse me if I don't treat wtwf's posts as the absolute truth, especially as there's no evidence he has actually encountered it.