, Jsoh wrote

@wastingtimewithforums: Foreign tech support?

Nope. I know that was very tricky, so here's the solution:

Company logo on the chest at Apple, company logo on the sleeve at Microsoft, and white string holding the name tag while Microsoft's is black.

The white string is important, since that's a huge deal at Apple:

http://www.oilchangestore.com/motor-oil/apple-in-ear-buds-in-black-do-they-exist/