Somebody wake beer up and have him create another throw-a-way account

Ding, ding. The answer is, they make well over 6 digits per year and they just don't give a damn.

But they will never admit it and nobody will ever call them on it.

You should feel lucky they didn't call it: lasdfkljdakxcvlfdlakjsjlfad.microsoft.com instead.

Nobody's going to get questioned or lose their job over a bad naming convention at that company as we've seen countless times in the past.

In reality you need product managers who are 100% native english speakers and can say no like Steve Jobs.