Somebody wake beer up and have him create another throw-a-way account
Ding, ding. The answer is, they make well over 6 digits per year and they just don't give a damn.
But they will never admit it and nobody will ever call them on it.
You should feel lucky they didn't call it: lasdfkljdakxcvlfdlakjsjlfad.microsoft.com instead.
Nobody's going to get questioned or lose their job over a bad naming convention at that company as we've seen countless times in the past.
In reality you need product managers who are 100% native english speakers and can say no like Steve Jobs.