You guys are hilarious.

Anyways... there has been no global warming for the past 16 to 23 years, depending on which Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change approved dataset you use:

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/03/05/has-global-warming-stalled-now-includes-january-data/

You can verify this for yourself, download the data and put it in Microsoft Excel. If you need help with that, let me know and I'll step you through it.