Okay I have worked hard and written my own solution-- yes its written in good old-fashioned BATCH file format. Hey, it works! And this doesnt require any powershell install or any 3rd party tools. I answered my own question, which is always the best!!
I am going to share this with the community in case anyone else (I am sure there are) needs it:
FOR /F "tokens=1,2*" %%V IN ('bcdedit') DO SET adminTest=%%V
IF (%adminTest%)==(Access) goto noAdminfor /F "tokens=*" %%G in ('wevtutil.exe el') DO (call :do_clear "%%G")
echo Event Logs have been cleared! ^<press any key^>
echo clearing %1
wevtutil.exe cl %1
echo You must run this script as an Administrator!
echo ^<press any key^>