Best line of code ever

You forgot to Set Sarcasm = On, so for a little bit there, I thought you were out of your mind.

Stop picking at my code! uhh opps [Runs Away]

These are worthy of submission to http://thedailywtf.com

If you haven't checked this site out, you definitely need to

I've seen people do a good deal of weird stuff, two of my favorites:

int i; i^=i; // optimization, makes i = 0, but faster.

char str[32];
strcpy(str, "foo");
strcat(str, "\0"); // set null terminator

the first is sane in assembler( xor eax, eax is a fairly standard pattern ), but any optimizing compiler would generate this from int i=0 anyway.

One i saw recently was

// loop forever
for( unsigned __int64 i = 1; i !=0; i++ )
{
   // do something that takes about 1/100 sec.
} 

kind of hard to argue that it'll ever finish but...

spod wrote:

// loop forever
for( unsigned __int64 i = 1; i !=0; i++ )
{
   // do something that takes about 1/100 sec.
} 

kind of hard to argue that it'll ever finish but...

Rossj wrote:

spod wrote: // loop forever for( unsigned __int64 i = 1; i !=0; i++ ) {    // do something that takes about 1/100 sec. }  kind of hard to argue that it'll ever finish but...

Won't it finish when it overflows?

1 1#9;

Or for an infinite loop, do:

1 1

Fun! It's some silly language called Whenever. It executes code in whatever order, at random times.  Hope I'm not too off-topic, but I could hardly resist.

Another stupid programming language: Intercal.
Statements must begin with DO, PLEASE or PLEASE DO. If you don't use PLEASE often enough, the compiler thinks you're rude and won't compile your program. If you use PLEASE too often, the compiler thinks you're sucking up to it, and won't compile your program.

what about COW...that has to be my favorite...and its turing complete...

http://www.bigzaphod.org/cow/

here's some sample COW from the site to generate the fibonacci series

MoO
moO
MoO
mOo
[[ main loop ]]
MOO
[[ print first number ]]
OOM
[[ temp copy of first number ]]
MMM
moO
moO
MMM
mOo
mOo
[[ store second number off in the first position now ]]
moO
MMM
mOo
MMM
[[ move back to temp number ]]
moO
moO
[[ use temp to add to first and store in second in loop ]]
MOO
MOo
mOo
MoO
moO
moo
mOo
mOo
moo

I like Ook!, personally

EDIT: fibonacci generator in Ook!
Ook# .Net

Oh please, the only sensible language in todays busy environment is Whitespace http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php

YOu could be onto something here. You've read Bjarne Stroustup's plans for C++ 2000 in this area, right?

http://www.research.att.com/~bs/whitespace98.pdf

if(function_exists('disfunction')){ 
   settype($i,'genius');
}