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Blimey! Scoble's on Newsnight! [Blimey! Scoble's on Newsnight!]

Cider — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:41:29 GMT

This should be "fun"...

EDIT: Screen marked as "Robert Scoble Strategist, Microsoft"...

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Interview here with Bill Gates & Steve Ballmer soon [Interview here with Bill Gates & Steve Ballmer soon]

Cider — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:54:58 GMT

Apparently, Bill Gates is stepping down from his fulltime role at Microsoft. Ozzie to be new Chief Software Architect. More soon...

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local.live.com - Microsoft mapping UK [local.live.com - Microsoft mapping UK]

Cider — Thu, 25 May 2006 21:26:16 GMT

Microsoft has put some SERIOUSLY high res pictures of parts of the UK up on http://local.live.com, including many bird's eye views in London.

Pretty neat seeing places in Edinburgh with great aerial photography.

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Microsoft to buy Softricity? [Microsoft to buy Softricity?]

Cider — Sun, 21 May 2006 23:22:44 GMT

http://channelweb.com/sections/allnews/article.jhtml?articleId=188100613

If this happens, this will be the best purchase that Microsoft have made in a very long time.

As most don't know them, Softricity's main product is Softgrid, which allows the best application-level virtualization on the market. Softgrid, along with Altiris' really excellent Software Virtualization Solution, is a truly innovative product area that offers a totally different model for application deployment and maintenance.

For example, you could have several different versions of Office of your machine and they will wont ever see each other, let alone have problems with DLL Hell, because each application is "virtualized" on the platform

I've been dealing with these companies for last few months and its, by FAR, the most interesting area in system architecture/administration at the moment.

The rumour is that Microsoft will acquire them and announce a product called Virtual DLL at WinHEC - which allows virtualized registries for each application.

This stuff is very cool (still prefer Altiris's SVS though, and its free for personal use!)

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Scoble: Star of Tech ed Europe [Scoble: Star of Tech ed Europe]

Cider — Wed, 17 May 2006 22:18:21 GMT

Got an early bird notice for Tech Ed Europe today. Couldn't help but click on the link which mentioned featured speakers - the Stars of Tech Ed Europe.

Apparently, the closing keynote (ie. the one where everyone thinks "I'll miss that to get to the airport early") is some bloke called Bill. However, one of the other 2 Featured Speakers is our very own Robert Scoble, creator of "educational and evangelist mini-films".

Bigger biography than that Bill chap as well.

http://www.mseventseurope.com/TechEd/06/Pre/Static/Developers/TopSpeakers.aspx

Unfortunately, I'm more likely to go to the 2nd part of Tech Ed - the IT Forum.

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Re: Windows and the Internet: Unsafe at any speed revisited [Re: Windows and the Internet: Unsafe at any speed revisited]

Cider — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:26:30 GMT

Synopsis of my movie:

By day, Terry is a mild mannered computer programmer in his own startup just outside of Minneapolis. He's very much a nondescript character but is known to the local community for his mild mannered suburban hobbies and is seen as charitable.

But by night, Terry leads a seperate life, and becomes SHOOBY, a masked avenger of cyberspace flying hither and tither around the Internet with his mission to enlighten and inform users.

The movie follows the escapades of Terry and his alter-ego, Shooby. Will Terry ever get that spell checker to work, will shooby ever convince his most feared enemies of the righteous way, and will Terry ever get to confront his long lost evil brother, Bill, in Seattle.

THE ADVENTURES START HERE!

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Re: Windows and the Internet: Unsafe at any speed revisited [Re: Windows and the Internet: Unsafe at any speed revisited]

Cider — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:50:30 GMT

heh, this place just wouldn't be the same without "ze shoobs". I was worried because he hadn't been around for a while, and all his sites were down.

I thought maybe, the Gates Foundation had got to our most Machiavellian of posters here

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"Eolas" Patch in next Patch Tuesday? ["Eolas" Patch in next Patch Tuesday?]

Cider — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 23:59:05 GMT

I've seen conflicting reports that whether this patch (http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx/kb/912945 ) is going to be shipped as part of an April 11th IE Cumulative update.

Any Microsoft type (Bruce, Dave, or even Stepto - if he's not too busy poking the Apple fanboys with sticks on his blog) comment on this?

Anyone notice any major issues/broken sites with it?

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Re: Why Vista Doesnt Suck (sic) [Re: Why Vista Doesnt Suck (sic)]

Cider — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 22:58:27 GMT

DoomBringer wrote:

I tried writing why Linux doesn't suck, but I didn't get anything. /flamebait

Oh shooby, you've never written anything close to substantial or true. Stop being a racist jerk, shooby.

Can't we all just go back to not having Beer here? Ignore him.

And I like shooby. He's as mad as a fish, and I sense not all that serious. Anyway, at least he can back up some of what he says with having a real bona fide company, as opposed to our Canadian friend there.

In a way, he's a better class of troll. We should appreciate that...

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Re: Windows POS 7.0 [Re: Windows POS 7.0]

Cider — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:38:08 GMT

SlackmasterK wrote:

Under the administration of an incompetent operator, any OS and installation of software packages can be run in an unstable fashion. Exceptions and problems should always be expected, especially on a high-profile system. The problem here is the sysadmin was clearly not paying attention.

Indeed, its like if you had an Apache server running your company's site and you managed to configure it badly so that if you were to type http://shoobycompanysname.com into your browser, it would come up with an Apache directory listing as opposed to redirecting to a proper index. That would be down to incompetent administration.

OH!

Don't worry, shoobs, you might be a sandwich short of a picnic, but I'm not going to "out" you

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Re: Google Linux [Re: Google Linux]

Cider — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:24:35 GMT

Its interesting though. I never realised it was that time of year again. You could put together a calender of the annual mad pronouncements in the IT World, and its reusable year after year.

January - "The Year of Linux on the Desktop"
February - "Google OS"
March - "Infineon say they'll launch Phantom at E3"
April - "Bill Gates says perfect Speech Recognition is a 'couple of years away'"
May - "Analysts back Sun to buy Apple"
June - "Apple working on a Tablet PC, says MacInsider"
July - "next Windows release 'on schedule' says Microsoft"
August - "Amazon lists Duke Nukem Forever with a release date in time for christmas"
September - "Intel boss claims this year's iteration of Itanium is the future"
October - "Microsoft say they expect the X-Box to break even next year"
November - "Next year will see Apple and Linux take over the desktop, says Cringely"
December - "Microsoft finished, says all"

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Re: Google Linux [Re: Google Linux]

Cider — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:51:01 GMT

sbc wrote:

There is no indication of where they got that information from (nothing on Google's blogs/sites). Until Google confirms/denies this, it is just speculation.

Oh, there exists someone at Google who has confirmed this. However, reign in the giddiness.

Actually, the Register is rather late in noticing this. You can go back to November to hear someone mentioning it...

https://lists.dulug.duke.edu/pipermail/dulug/2005-November/016656.html

(IE 7 hates the certificate, though!)

So what is it? Simply, a corporate Linux desktop. Their corporate desktop was built on red Hat and now they are moving it across to Ubuntu. The naming signifies that they started with Ubuntu and then built all the architecture they would use within Google to deploy/update/managed/etc the installation. This is pretty common practice. I'm willing to be the majority of organisations that have done big Linux installs have based it on a known distro and built everything from there. For one, it stops users thinking they are OK and supported on the network if they just turn up with an Ubuntu CD and install it. Many places will do similar things for Mac and Windows installs also.

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Tech Ed Europe Cancelled [Tech Ed Europe Cancelled]

Cider — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:24:33 GMT

More details here: http://bink.nu/Article5955.bink

Tech Ed Europe merges with the IT Forum, becomes 2 events: Tech Ed: Developers & Tech Ed: IT Forum. Moved to Barcelona, in November.

I think its both a good thing and a terrible thing. End of June/Early July was always difficult for me because the summer is my main development period, and going to Tech Ed was a week lost, and coming back to not really have enough time to play with the stuff I had learned. On the plus side, Amsterdam was a great place to be at that time of year.

Realistically, it should be a good thing, but WHY did Microsoft only make this decision now? For a whole lot of people, July and November are not 4 months apart - they are two entirely seperate financial years. Indeed, for people who want to go to Tech Ed, funding was probably already something they had looked at allocating this year. If this was something they announced after last year's event, that's enough time to change plans, but now, things might not fit financially.

Also, one of the joys of Tech Ed was that I could go to a development track event, then go to a IT Pro track event, etc - as fits my job. This has effectively been stamped on. Oh, it does say you can go to both with Special Packages, but what bets the cost is only just under the cost of two tickets.

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Bizarre Channel 9 Error [Bizarre Channel 9 Error]

Cider — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:31:47 GMT

Every so often, when I come to Channel 9 in Internet Explorer, it crashes on me on the frontpage.

Its absolutely the tell-tale sign of a corrupt temporary internet file, as once I clear the cache, the error goes away (until it happens again, at irregular intervals of anything from 2 hours ago to gap of 2-3 weeks).

Anyone else seeing this?

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Re: 3000 MS Jobs Moving to India [Re: 3000 MS Jobs Moving to India]

Cider — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 17:10:59 GMT

shooby wrote:

Yeah, well, sure, just because they hire 6000 Indians doesnt mean they will hire 6000 less Americans. So it's a lie.

Why stop there? Why stop at keeping jobs for Americans just because Bill Gates is an American? He's also white, y'know. Should Microsoft therefore only hire white people?

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Re: Channel 9 From Outer Space Hit Count [Re: Channel 9 From Outer Space Hit Count]

Cider — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:06:05 GMT

Tel, I get that you are about attention seeking, but why not get involved in the conversation?

After all, isn't that more productive? It seems you live a very schizophrenic lifestyle. Does your job, after all, not rely on Microsoft technologies to an extent? Or are you living a psychotic wish?

Most people here are not Microsoft zealots, but we live in the REAL WORLD, y'know the world where we get paid to do this technology stuff. We discuss, we criticise where necessary, praise where necessary. You do too. Why not join the real world and join the conversation, as opposed to being a middle aged dickhead who lives a fantasy world of being a rebel (which, clearly, you do).

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Re: Microsoft Software NOT LISTED in PC Mag Best of '05 [Re: Microsoft Software NOT LISTED in PC Mag Best of '05]

Cider — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:11:36 GMT

I like Shooby.

He's absolutely BARKING MAD. Its funny that if you know what you are looking for, you can find this guy has a ver very mild-mannered blog site, his mentalistic shooby.org and his very professional (but featuring as bad spelling as here) company he owns.

For the fact that I think his ranting is brill, if a tad personal, I'll refrain from mentioning the urls for those sites (apart from the obvious, shooby.org).

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Erk, Firefox 1.1 Scrapped! Becomes 1.5... [Erk, Firefox 1.1 Scrapped! Becomes 1.5...]

Cider — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 02:14:10 GMT

They are going directly to a September release of 1.5!

This is due to "the significant increase in features and stability that the versioning deserves an increase".

Firefox 1.5 becomes Deer Park, 2.0 "The Ocho" (Q1 2006).

Massive change...

EDIT: The roadmap, graphics not yet updated:

http://www.mozilla.org/projects/firefox/roadmap.html

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Finally - The Knowledgebase Article for Forum Etiquette [Finally - The Knowledgebase Article for Forum Etiquette]

Cider — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:56:38 GMT

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb;en-us;555372

So now the kids will know how to ask for wallop invites...

EDIT: Oh and choice comment...

"Another symptom of this error is getting the following answer:

          "RTFM"
          "STFW"
          "Google is your best friend"

and others.

Other variations of the same answer exist, all depending on the forum/newsgroup quality and percentage of hackers or open source enthusiasts on the forum/newsgroup members list.
"

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Longhorn Deployment [Longhorn Deployment]

Cider — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 22:24:58 GMT

I was just reading these really interesting slides from WinHEC:

http://download.microsoft.com/download/9/8/f/98f3fe47-dfc3-4e74-92a3-088782200fe7/TWAR05003_WinHEC05.ppt

First concrete thing I've read about the Windows Image format (WIM). I'm also interested in the slide which seems to suggest that Longhorn is built of very customisable WIMs (via an unattend.xml), going as far to seperate out the Shell and Media Player as seperate "components" in the example, meaning you can have some very highly configured builds from media centre to Tablet to Kiosk using different mixes of the same core components. Am I reading that right?

If that is how its going, I congratulate Microsoft. Good steps.

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Deploying Tablet PC components seperately [Deploying Tablet PC components seperately]

Cider — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 22:32:09 GMT

Anyone know if this is even possible?

OK, the scenario is this. We have a standard image for XP. This is now a standard XP SP2 image. Its possible we may be looking at a big move towards Tablet PCs, so, can we take our standard image, install that and then install the Tablet PC 2005 components over this as an MSI or something?

Anyone?

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The Most Sought After Microsoft Release EVER! [The Most Sought After Microsoft Release EVER!]

Cider — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 19:58:58 GMT

ummm, or maybe not...

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The entire X-Box 360 Specs! (C&P-ed) [The entire X-Box 360 Specs! (C&P-ed)]

Cider — Mon, 09 May 2005 21:44:13 GMT

Hope this is OK to post:

Now, it seems a full list of Xbox 360 specs and Xbox Live details has been leaked. This list comes from a thread on the Team Xbox forums (the thread has since been deleted), and the TXB poster originally got it from another un-named forum.

2 types of Xbox Live:
Xbox Live Silver (no subscription required)
Xbox Live Gold (subscription benefits)

Features for Gold service
(S) Also for Silver
(O) Also for Offline

- Seamless transition to Xbox Live account from Xbox to Xbox 360
- Access to MMOs (additional fees may apply) (S)
- Free Xbox Live weekends (S)
- Multiplayer online gameplay
- Avatar for gamer profile(S)(O)
- Motto for gamer profile (S)(O)
- Personalized look for Xbox System Guide (S)(O)
- Offline achievments (S)(O)
- Online achievements (S)
- Access to other players' Gamer cards via Live (S)
- Cumulative gamer score (S)(O)
- Location/language profile (S)(O)
- Reputation (S)
- Enahnced matchmaking using above
- Skill level matchmaking
- Gameplay style profile (casual, competitive, etc.)
- Recent players list (S)
- Free and premium download game content(S)
- Free and premium downloadable movies, music, tv (S)
- Downloadable demos/trailers (S)
- Microtransactions (S)
- Custom playlist in every game (S)(O)
- Play music from portable devices (S)(O)
- View images from digital camera (S)(O)
- Strem media from Windows XP (S)(O)
- Interactive screen savers (S)(O)
- Track info for CDs (S) (O)
- Communication with voice, video or text (S)

The Hardware:
1. Support for DVD-video, DVD-Rom, DVD-R/RW, CD-DA, CD-Rom, CD-R, CD-RW, WMA CD, MP3 cd, JPEG photo CD
2. All games supported at 16:9, 720p and 1080i, anti-aliasing
3. Customizable face plates to change appearance
4. 3 USB 2.0 ports
5. Support for 4 wireless controllers
6. Detachable 20GB drive
7. Wi-Fi ready

Custom IBM PowerPC-based CPU
- 3 symmetrical cores at 3.2 GHz each
- 2 hardware threads per core
- 1 VMX-128 vector unit per core
- 1 MB L2 cache

CPU Game Math Performance
- 9 billion dots per second

Custom ATI Graphics Processor
- 500 MHz
- 10 MB embedded DRAM
- 48-way parallel floating-point shader pipelines
- unified shader architecture

Memory
-512 MB GDDR3 RAM
- 700 MHz DDR

Memory Bandwidth
- 22.4 GB/s memory interface bus bandwidth
- 256 GB/s memory bandwidth to EDRAM
- 21.6 GB/s frontside bus

Audio
- Multichannel surround sond output
- Supports 48khz 16-bit audio
- 320 independent decompression channels
- 32 bit processing
- 256+ audio channels

To sum up the important stuff regarding XBL:

There will be two versions of Xbox Live. Silver is free (everyone gets it), and Gold is a paid subscription, like the current XBL. It looks like Xbox Live will be free on the weekends for everyone; Gold members will get it all the time, obviously. Current Xbox Live accounts will carry over to the 360 and become Gold Xbox Live accounts. Both Gold and Silver members will be able to download demos, trailers, and other content through XBL.

This info seems pretty legit, and some insiders have confirmed that this is indeed a real leak. At this rate, you have to wonder if Microsoft will have anything left to reveal at the MTV unveiling on May 12.

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Scoble will be pleased [Scoble will be pleased]

Cider — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 14:45:49 GMT

A Microsoft web-based RSS feed reader:

http://www.start.com/1/

Its very good, and all.

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FirefoxADM [FirefoxADM]

Cider — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 01:29:32 GMT

Hi,

Just thought I'd advertise my blog and all sorts.

Basically, FirefoxADM is my attempt at fixing a major maybe-unseen issue with Firefox, which is, controlling it in a major rollout over hundreds or thousands of desktops. Anyway, I see this loads and loads of times as an issue connected to articles about Firefox within organisations...

This is aimed at people who use Active Directory and Windows and would really like to be able to set all the settings within Firefox using group policies.

Its a bit long and verbose, as I plan to use it as a kind of teaching tool even if my idea is rubbished and doesn't fly!

Anyway, comments appreciated:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/in-cider/

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