C9 Park - Origami | The Coffeehouse

Minh
WOOH! WOOH!

Created with the help of the Southpark Character Generator.

DoomBringer
Doom!

Yes, because in the throes of orgasm, people tend to think about top secret devices from Microsoft.

"Oh, Xbox360!"

LMAO.

Tensor
Im in yr house upgrading yr family

I'm sure there could be some joke made relating the second to last panel and the stupidly short battery life of these things Smiley

rjdohnert
You will never know success until you know failure

Cool one guys. BTW, here is how I would look if I was on Southpark

SlackmasterK
I write my OWN blogging engines

rjdohnert wrote:
Cool one guys. BTW, here is how I would look if I was on Southpark

You frequently carry large swords and pistols in the same hand?

rjdohnert
You will never know success until you know failure

Yep, that way if I cant shoot you, I can cut your throat Big Smile

SlackmasterK wrote:

rjdohnert wrote: Cool one guys. BTW, here is how I would look if I was on Southpark

You frequently carry large swords and pistols in the same hand?

Minh
WOOH! WOOH!

rjdohnert wrote:
Yep, that way if I cant shoot you, I can cut your throat

Or you can give Slackmaster lung cancer with your second-hand smoke. (I notice an unhealthy obsession with throat cutting... what gives?)

Steve411

Either way ... it's a killer. Smiley

Hehe.
- Steve

Jason Cox
Longtime C9 Lurker

Pretty funny, but you shouldnt have given me that site, now I'm making tons of little angry Ballmers...

rjdohnert
You will never know success until you know failure

Cutting someones throat is more personal. Sure you can shoot someone but whats the fun in that? When you cut their throat your rage and hatred determine the depth and pressure of the cut. You also get to watch them and look in their eyes as they squirm and bleed out in front of you.

BTW, I would not do any harm to anyone for no reason. So Im not like psycho or anything that I would just do it for jollies. People like that are just really sick.

When I was in the service, they teach you to stick the blade in that little pocket right above the chest plate where the neck meets. The chances of actually saving the subject from death is slim to none, almost impossible but if you happen to have a 5 star surgical team present at the moment anything is possible.

Minh wrote:

rjdohnert wrote: Yep, that way if I cant shoot you, I can cut your throat

Or you can give Slackmaster lung cancer with your second-hand smoke. (I notice an unhealthy obsession with throat cutting... what gives?)

otech
digital voice recording systems

rjdohnert wrote:
Cutting someones throat is more personal. Sure you can shoot someone but whats the fun in that? When you cut their throat your rage and hatred determine the depth and pressure of the cut. You also get to watch them and look in their eyes as they squirm and bleed out in front of you.

o...k...

guys, please dont piss off rjdohnert.... :O

by the way, what is the battery life of these things - I so want to get one but long battery life is a pre-requesit, otherwise theres no point...