I don't have a single freaking toy

Actually, I have a pen with a tie-wrap around the cap of it...that's it though...oh, wait! I have a broken evelope-opener that I use to cut up paper when I'm bored or waiting on a long-task.
Other than that, my desk has a watch (which was on my wrist), a water-bottle (which was been in the same place for almost 2 weeks. I've got some business cards (oooo, fun!), a flexible lamp, and a NIC

That's about it. Somebody send me a plushie!