Nothing gets more action on Channel 9 then a good Ubuntu vs Vista troll battle:
Troll battle wrote:
"No no no, you are {immature, stupid, troll, blah} [obscure webpage link]"
"Ah ah ah, on the contrary you are {dumb, ignorant, arrogant} [link to another obscure webpage]"
"Linux!"
"Windows!"
"Linux!"
"[Microsoft employee] You are just starting trouble."
"I am a messenger from GOD!"
"lols..."