Select quotes from Microsoft Vista Capable farce

From: M*** C****

Senior golf club mem^h^h^h^hMicrosoft has had considerable In^h^hpartner brib^h^h^hfeedback on advancing the lead time for the Windows Vista Capable, thereby broadening the programs duration prior to Windows Vista launch.

Greedy partn^h^h^hFeedback has also strongly highlighted the need to maximize the prof^h^h^hpercentage of systems designated as Windows Vista Capable and carrying the Windows Vista Capable Logo.
In response to this mone^h^h^hfeedback, and to further increase the profi^h^h^hability of the Windows Vista Capable Program an^h^hto help with PC sales prior to Windows Vista launch later this year, Microsoft is making 2 changes to the Windows Vista Capable Program:
Elimination of WDDM as a technical requirement for Windows Vista Capable.

From: W*** P****

I went over the new plan with Renee tonight. Not surprisingly, she was^h^his pleased with the outcome. I told her we wanted to communicate to OEMs and retail first, and then they can cascade their own communication. They are getting more gree^h^h^hlosing orders every day, so we need to get a simple communication out ASAP