I transcribed a scheduled Wired interview with Hiroshi Yamauchi (former CEO of Nintendo)
here. It went over a MS attempt to buy a controlling (?) share of Nintendo. Steve Ballmer met with the old man. My favorite passage:
I stood on my chair and put my hands around my mouth to amplify my
voice, see, and said, in English, slowly and forming the words very
carefully -- HEY, BALLMER, WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY TINY YELLOW BALLS?
It's the funniest thing I've read in a while.