Man: CRAP, WE NEED THE MAPS NOW!
Man 2: Excuse me while I go to my computer running Genuine Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate Edition, currently available from many fine retailers, and go on Live Search powered by Microsoft to search for Live Maps by Microsoft, which also includes a fancy 3d feature. Click.. click.. oh I am sorry, I forgot to log onto my MSN Dial-up account. <video showing MSN features as the dialup process starts> Uh wait.. someone is calling me on my Windows Mobile phone with Windows Live services. It's Bob, telling me that a new version of Microsoft Office was just released. It has amazing features like X, Y and Z!! Now where was I?