But you are young, and like Loud music, not karaoke or moderately to badly sung Frank Sinatra covers.
You talk about computers all day, drink too much, and couldn't appreciate a good bottle of burgundy if you had 12 bottles free. The wife has just had a mastectomy so diving is a no-no. I'm on Viagra so swimming trunks on the beach are problematical.
Not a personal attack (kettch), merely outlining the
clichéd clientèle of said cruise ships.

Lovely engineering though!