Guathon Manchester

Some things you might not know about Scott Guthrie

When Scott Guthrie throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
All arrays Scott Guthrie declares are of infinite size, because Scott Guthrie knows no bounds.
Scott Guthrie doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
Scott Guthrie writes code that optimizes itself.
Scott Guthrie can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
Scott Guthrie doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Scott Guthrie’s first program was kill -9.
Scott Guthrie burst the dot com bubble.
All browsers support the hex definitions #scott and #guthrie for the colors black and blue.
MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Scott’s (he just lets you use it).
Scott Guthrie can write infinite recursion functions ... and have them return.
Scott Guthrie can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
The only pattern Scott Guthrie knows is God Object.
Scott Guthrie finished World of Warcraft.
Project managers never ask Scott Guthrie for estimations ... ever.
Scott Guthrie doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
“It works on my machine” always holds true for Scott Guthrie.
Whiteboards are white because Scott Guthrie scared them that way.
Scott Guthrie doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Scott Guthrie can delete the Recycling Bin.
Scott Guthrie’s red polo shirt can type 140 wpm.
Scott Guthrie can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Scott Guthrie doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Scott Guthrie’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Scott Guthrie.
When Scott Guthrie is web surfing, websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.