manickernel wrote:
Hey that was fun, thanks Lars.
Vance is out of prison.
Vance is poisoned.
Vance is not for everyone -- even I.
Vance is in dire need of a little excitement.
....well they got that one right. Can't wait til Karim picks up on this..cause
Karim is wanted in Los Angeles.
Karim is not of man.
Karim is like the resemblance of pieces of glass to diamonds.
Karim is a StudentWhen are you going to graduate Karim?
LOL Gee thanks... but you left out most of the good ones (my editorial comments are in parenthesis):
Karim is disturbed at first. (Then he rapidly progresses to disaffected, usually followed by jaded and cynical.)
Karim is invalid since he is still alive. (Always terminate Karim
before invoking Garbage Collection.)
Karim is now sitting up regularly on his own and is rolling over in bed. (This was an MCSE prerequisite.)
Karim is Deputy Vice-Chancellor. (This gives him the right to discounts at all participating Red Lobster restaurants.)
Karim is one of two goalkeepers on the 20-man roster. (But of course Beckham gets all the press.)
Karim is the current Iraqi Minister of Environment. (LIES, LIES, ALL LIES)
Karim is afraid that if he continues to ask questions that the people at the INS office will become irritated with him. (This is probably because he has mistaken them for the IRS.)
Karim is from the Cook'n & Grill'n collection. (Would you like to see his meat temperature probe?)
Karim is seen in the company of man who we believe to be the victim shortly before the attack. (cue dramatic music)
Karim is our most promising boxer and this will hurt our chances at the Games. (because, due to a bureaucractic mixup, he is competing in freestyle gymnastic floor dances)
Karim is a distinguished person by his highly qualified and straight behavior. (snicker)
Karim is telling us stories of his experiences being photographed for magazines. (Check out last year's MSDN's Swimsuit Issue!)
Karim is the other creator. (With a lowercase "c.")
Karim is Public’s Favourite. (As judged by calls to the FBI tip line.)
Karim is not only nice. (He is also exceptionally well-hung.)
Karim is a widely published writer. (He's still working on being widely
read, though.)
Karim is composed of a very diverse mix of Muslims. (They're all covered in creamy milk chocolate and held together with a deliciously gooey layer of marshmallow fluff)
Karim is a simple man. (All he wants is the Swedish Bikini Team and a few gallons of baby oil.)
Karim is to design as da vinci was to the renaissance.
Karim is to design as Milli Vanilli were to pop music. (Or as da vinci was to pop music)
Karim is one of them. (According to Agent Smith)
Karim is growing day by day. (see "not only nice" above)