Posted By: lars | Jun 15th, 2004 @ 3:48 PM
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Okey so, I'm abit bored today.

Edit: just to clairfy: These are results returned when searching on www.solvalou.com. Follow the links.

Linux is ...

Linux is for Bitches.
Linux is Right For You.
Linux is not open source.
Linux is more secure than any other operating system
Linux is obsolete.

Windows is ...

Windows is a Security Nightmare.
Windows is cheaper than Linux
Windows is free and offers a one-click.
Windows is here.

Microsoft is ...

Microsoft is Building a Global Monopoly.
Microsoft is not making money on its browsers.
Microsoft is making lemonade.
Microsoft is not an innovator.
Microsoft is right.
Microsoft is Plain Crazy.
Microsoft is everywhere.

Scoble is...

Scoble is a Worm.
Scoble is still looking over his shoulder.
Scoble is a good guy.
Scoble is just plain scary.
Scoble is wrapping.
Scoble is losing it.

Lars is...

Lars is Online
Lars is approximately £1.
Lars is Torture
Lars is most professional.
Lars is a little BUTT KISS *.
Lars is a young strong Judo exerciser from Jutland.
Lars is scheduled for decommissioning early this summer.

channel 9 is ...

Channel 9 is Alive.
Channel 9 is all about the conversation.
Channel 9 is either the next big thing in corporate communications
Channel 9 is available at http.

Just for fun.

/Lars.

MrMilney
MrMilney
persona non grata
MrMilney is ...

Scratching his head.
Knute
Knute
Behave, or else...
Someone forgot to take their med's today Wink

~ Knute

Linux is ...

Linux is unfinished.
Linux is interesting.
Linux is ugly.
Linux is hard but secure by %
Linux is current / cool / buzz

Windows is ...

Windows was USER FRIENDLY (sp2)
Windows costs money
Windows was here.

Microsoft is ...

Microsoft is Building a Global Monopoly.

...and losing by not reacting

Microsoft is not making money on its browsers.

..because Jim wants them for Longhorn


Microsoft is making lemonade.

out of its fragmented past of Bush style domination.
(oops did i get political? im in canada - dont bomb me! Wink

Microsoft is not an innovator.

YES IT IS - it is an innovator of other peoples shortcomings and mistakes benefitting the entire world

Microsoft is right.

until last 2 years

Microsoft is Plain Crazy.

until last 2 years

Microsoft is everywhere.

Scoble is...

Scoble is an INSITGATOR.
Scoble is still looking over his shoulder.
Scoble is a good guy.
Scoble is just plain RIGHT.
Scoble is wrapping. HUH?
Scoble is getting it.

Lars is...

Lars is Online
Lars is approximately £1.
Lars is Torture
Lars is most professional.
Lars is a little BUTT KISS *.
Lars is a young strong Judo exerciser from Jutland.
Lars is scheduled for decommissioning early this summer.

/Lars is a breath of fresh air in hot debates - /Lars is un-confontational - /Lars is an all around good egg (y)



channel 9 is ...

Channel 9 is Alive.
Channel 9 is all about the conversation.
Channel 9 is either the next big thing in corporate communications
Channel 9 is available Just for fun.

/Lars.

i agree!

scobleizer
scobleizer
I'm the video guy

Lars is right. I've lost it! Smiley

RSS distress, you’re getting fat, your arteries are choked from RSS feeds, time to GetAtom and be happy!

eagle wrote:
/Lars is in /Love


 Lars needs to...
   Drop the dalmation pipe..
   Get his act together
  
Wink
bhakiti
bhakiti
All this and brains, too!
Geez...all I did today was write a sappy country song about a guy I love who doesn't love me.

I gotta get a life...or stop listening to my local country station.

Where the hell are The Donnas when you need them!

*gurgle*

*choke*
haha missed that reply

i am indeed a korean woman - ive been found out!

manickernel
manickernel
anticipate consequences..
Hey that was fun, thanks Lars.


Vance is out of prison.
Vance is poisoned.
Vance is not for everyone -- even I.
Vance is in dire need of a little excitement.

....well they got that one right. Can't wait til Karim picks up on this..cause

Karim is wanted in Los Angeles.
Karim is not of man.
Karim is like the resemblance of pieces of glass to diamonds.
Karim is a StudentWhen are you going to graduate Karim?

 

bhakiti
bhakiti
All this and brains, too!
Suzanne is through her turmoil.
Suzanne is a big girl.
Suzanne is breaking me apart.
Suzanne is a Newbie to this.
Suzanne is not a big fish.
Suzanne is Goddess.

And my personal favorite...

Suzanne is a 31' Gulfstream tournament rigged offshore fishing boat built in South Florida.
Cider
Cider
Daze-d & Confused
Cider is good.
Cider is Made.
Cider is sweet for sales CRAIG BROWN PRINCE William’s well-documented love of cider has given the drink a hip new image and sent sales.
Cider is enjoyed at harvest time and the hard stuff is making a comeback.
Cider is very much like making wine.
Cider is HERE.


Ummm, and I deny there's anything to that Prince William "well-documented love" rumour!  Cripes.
Karim
Karim
Trapped in a world he never made!
manickernel wrote:
Hey that was fun, thanks Lars.


Vance is out of prison.
Vance is poisoned.
Vance is not for everyone -- even I.
Vance is in dire need of a little excitement.

....well they got that one right. Can't wait til Karim picks up on this..cause

Karim is wanted in Los Angeles.
Karim is not of man.
Karim is like the resemblance of pieces of glass to diamonds.
Karim is a StudentWhen are you going to graduate Karim?

 



LOL Gee thanks... but you left out most of the good ones (my editorial comments are in parenthesis):

Karim is disturbed at first.  (Then he rapidly progresses to disaffected, usually followed by jaded and cynical.)

Karim is invalid since he is still alive.  (Always terminate Karim before invoking Garbage Collection.)

Karim is now sitting up regularly on his own and is rolling over in bed.  (This was an MCSE prerequisite.)

Karim is Deputy Vice-Chancellor.  (This gives him the right to discounts at all participating Red Lobster restaurants.)

Karim is one of two goalkeepers on the 20-man roster.  (But of course Beckham gets all the press.)

Karim is the current Iraqi Minister of Environment. (LIES, LIES, ALL LIES)

Karim is afraid that if he continues to ask questions that the people at the INS office will become irritated with him.  (This is probably because he has mistaken them for the IRS.)

Karim is from the Cook'n & Grill'n collection.  (Would you like to see his meat temperature probe?)

Karim is seen in the company of man who we believe to be the victim shortly before the attack.  (cue dramatic music)

Karim is our most promising boxer and this will hurt our chances at the Games.  (because, due to a bureaucractic mixup, he is competing in freestyle gymnastic floor dances)

Karim is a distinguished person by his highly qualified and straight behavior.  (snicker)

Karim is telling us stories of his experiences being photographed for magazines.  (Check out last year's MSDN's Swimsuit Issue!)

Karim is the other creator.  (With a lowercase "c.")

Karim is Public’s Favourite.  (As judged by calls to the FBI tip line.)

Karim is not only nice.  (He is also exceptionally well-hung.)

Karim is a widely published writer.  (He's still working on being widely read, though.)

Karim is composed of a very diverse mix of Muslims.  (They're all covered in creamy milk chocolate and held together with a deliciously gooey layer of marshmallow fluff)

Karim is a simple man.  (All he wants is the Swedish Bikini Team and a few gallons of baby oil.)

Karim is to design as da vinci was to the renaissance.

Karim is to design as Milli Vanilli were to pop music.
  (Or as da vinci was to pop music)

Karim is one of them.  (According to Agent Smith)

Karim is growing day by day.  (see "not only nice" above)

Karim
Karim
Trapped in a world he never made!
bhakiti wrote:


And my personal favorite...

Suzanne is a 31' Gulfstream tournament rigged offshore fishing boat built in South Florida.

Permission to come aboard?

tee hee hee
bhakiti
bhakiti
All this and brains, too!
And I'll reply with:

Suzanne is the author of The Curse of the Singles Table.

Now, if I can just figure out what the hell I mean by that...
"Lars is a little BUTT KISS *."

Who can dispute that?
re: Keskos:  ""Lars is a little BUTT KISS *."

Who can dispute that?"
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keskos - you have interesting posts but your attitude is way out there man

reel it in a bit

SiR_CharLZ
SiR_CharLZ
The Future Is Now
jamie wrote:
re: Keskos:  ""Lars is a little BUTT KISS *."

Who can dispute that?"
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keskos - you have interesting posts but your attitude is way out there man

reel it in a bit



agreed with the reel in part.
Relax, there is nothing wrong with poking fun. If there was you would be all over lars trolling after my posts poking fun at me, would you? Yeah, let's adjust some attitudes and continue posting.
yes but...

thats a finger pointing reply..

a good one though..

Finger Pointin' Good!

"I'm more worried by

"Lars is scheduled for decommissioning early this summer."

Just waiting for a couple of men in black to take me away for nasty tests. :^)"

Don't worry, for you it means retiring, which is a good thing. You will stop doing your current job and start a new life. You lucky lars. Smiley)
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