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      <title>Microsoft steps out of the e-commerce platform business.</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.zdnet.com/blog/microsoft/not-so-crazy-microsoft-rumors-microsoft-to-unload-commerce-server/11210?tag=mantle_skin;content" target="_blank">As Mary Jo Foley said yesterday</a>, I can confirm now that Ascentium (the company I work for) and Microsoft have made a deal, turning over Commerce Server customers, code and rights to Ascentium.&nbsp;</p><p>Ascentium is a digital marketing company which purchased Cactus Commerce,&nbsp;this summer.&nbsp; Cactus has been part of the product development for years now, gradually taking over more and more of the development activities, and will continue to support released versions, but&nbsp;Commerce Server 2009 R2 will be the final release of Commerce Server.</p><p>You may be interested in more information here: &nbsp;<a href="http://blogs.forrester.com/brian_walker/11-11-11-microsoft_folds_its_hand_abandons_commerce_server_what_it_means">http://blogs.forrester.com/brian_walker/11-11-11-microsoft_folds_its_hand_abandons_commerce_server_what_it_means</a>.</p><p>I joined the Commerce Server product team at Cactus about a year and a half ago, and I assure you we are actively planning out the future of e-commerce platforms.</p><p>If anyone has any feedback or ideas about what they would like to see in the future e-commerce platform, I'm all ears.</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>Richard Anthony Hein</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>So, anyone knows its assumed release window? It sounds pretty cool, but, I want to know if it will be available when my contract ends (Dec 2012) or how many more months should I wait?</p><p>I really hope it has Screenshot and Offline Bing Map&nbsp;features though.</p><p>It is kinda sad that WinPhone/WinMo as a whole is losing&nbsp;market share still, but, I still want to support WinPh with my $$$. Hope MS keep working at it, so, I can show my phone like it is an famous&nbsp;LV bag.</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>magicalclick</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:20:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Something cool: Chrome for Android debugging</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I find this geekingly cool:</p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4zpL4VBbuU&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4zpL4VBbuU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>fanbaby</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:42:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Slip Sliding Away--The Joys of Global Cooling</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuISQ71-uh8&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KuISQ71-uh8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p>Have fun driving in the snow.</p><p><img src='http://ecn.channel9.msdn.com/o9/content/images/emoticons/emotion-11.gif?v=c9' alt='Cool' /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>raymond</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>How can I remove PDF password?</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys, recently I've got a really annoying problem at work. Some of my PDFs can not be copyed, edited or printed. I know that's because they're secured but how can I remove the password? Any idea to work out the problem?</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>sandyago</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 07:42:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Windows 8 Consumer Preview</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Microsoft today announced that Windows 8 Beta/ Consumer Preview is releasing on February-29th at Mobile World Congress, Barcelona.</p><p><a href="http://www.zdnet.com/blog/microsoft/microsoft-to-launch-windows-8-consumer-preview-at-mwc/11856">http://www.zdnet.com/blog/microsoft/microsoft-to-launch-windows-8-consumer-preview-at-mwc/11856</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>Ian Walker</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:39:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Transactional Synchronization in Haswell</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>It <a href="http://software.intel.com/en-us/blogs/2012/02/07/transactional-synchronization-in-haswell/">looks</a> like Intel is giving it a go. Who knows, it might help. Or not.</p><p>-Josh</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>Joshua Ross</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:42:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>There is a new mouse in town ...</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://rd3d2.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/there-is-a-new-mouse-in-town/">http://rd3d2.wordpress.com/2012/02/08/there-is-a-new-mouse-in-town/</a></p><p>Check it out.&nbsp; Can a mouse really be 'awesome'?&nbsp; You betcha!</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>Ian Walker</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:09:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>XSLT job</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Anyone in the greater Seattle area that is skilled in XSLT and wants to work for 6 months (to start) with the coolest company this side of the Forgotten Realms? <img src='http://ecn.channel9.msdn.com/o9/content/images/emoticons/emotion-1.gif?v=c9' alt='Smiley' /></p><p>I'm hiring.</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>PaoloM</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>AMA thread by former zynga programmer</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I like the AMA threads on reddit a lot. Would be really neat if microsoft hosted AMAs of its own. Here is one by a former zynga programmer who gives very frank answers.<br><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/pc6j9/iama_former_fulltime_zynga_engineer_quit_6_months/">http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/pc6j9/iama_former_fulltime_zynga_engineer_quit_6_months/</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>SteveRichter</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:42:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>How do I clear the missed call notification on the live tile, on my WP7 phone?</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I've got an HTC Trophy.&nbsp; A few weeks ago I get the Mango update.&nbsp; One thing that constantly confuses me, about the phone, is the missed call notification, on my live tile, on the start page, of my phone.&nbsp; I've seen it, and even called the person back, but that notification is still there, so I check it several times a day, thinking the person has called again and I've missed another call, but am wrong about that.</p><p>So, how do I clear that?</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>RodAtWork</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:08:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>And my next computer and phone might be ....</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Mac / Apple / iPhone / iPad</p><p>more and more i am less and less interested in what microsoft is doing when it comes to the desktop / tablet and phone.</p><p>this comes after decades of using and selling and developing with Microsoft software.</p><p>I have a gut feeling that windows 8 just may be the &quot;Straw the broke the camels back&quot; so to speak.</p><p>I am still holding out some hope but more and more it seems like all i hear about Microsoft is bad news....&nbsp; Sad.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>figuerres</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:16:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Hanselman really IS a robot :)</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Does Scott Hanselman ever sleep?<br><a href="http://www.hanselman.com/blog/FromConceptToCodeIn6HoursShippingMyFirstWindowsPhoneApp.aspx">http://www.hanselman.com/blog/FromConceptToCodeIn6HoursShippingMyFirstWindowsPhoneApp.aspx</a><br><br>This is different than a Windows Phone tutorial (not that he was making one) but it's still quite educational.</p>]]></description>
      <comments>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/Hanselman-really-IS-a-robot-</comments>
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      <dc:creator>dentaku</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>kinect multipoint project and help with dsf(device simulation framework) emulator in vb.net or c#</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I have started a vb.net project with device simulation framework that is half of my project which is the emulator which lets me emulate multimouse devices and send them input reports with mouse clicks and movements in them so i can simulate an actual usb device being plugged up.</p><p>here is the project page on codeplex.com: <a href="http://kinectmultipoint.codeplex.com">http://kinectmultipoint.codeplex.com</a></p><p>My vbscript file can do one mouse just fine the problem is converting it to vb.net or c# anyone up to the challenge? Major kudos for completing this one as many people would benefit from the emulator source which because of dsf runtime limitations can only be used in non-commerical or educational settings.</p><p>I have started it in vb.net and the classes and types are the same in c&#43;&#43; so if someone has used in c&#43;&#43; before the methods are the same mostly with some changes but i just haven't fooled as much with it and have had this project going on for months.</p><p>p.s. you help me with this project and&nbsp;i will help you emulate your device in a project&nbsp;and explain what i do know to you about the emulator code. As the old saying goes: scratch my back and i will scratch yours.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
      <comments>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/kinect-multipoint-project-and-help-with-dsfdevice-simulation-framework-emulator-in-vbnet-or-c</comments>
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      <dc:creator>jeffman</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:33:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Awesome, Debugger Canvas</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/devlabs/hh227299">http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/devlabs/hh227299</a></p><p>This rules!</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>Maddus Mattus</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:03:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>White Nokia Lumia</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>It's nice to see Nokia releasing a new Lumia colour.<br>There's now a white Lumia 800 and it's glossy. I prefer the non-glossy ones (<em>especially the&nbsp;cyan</em>)&nbsp;but I can see how a matte white phone would get very dirty so glossy was probably the best bet.<br><a href="http://www.theverge.com/2012/2/6/2774657/nokia-white-lumia-800-release-date">http://www.theverge.com/2012/2/6/2774657/nokia-white-lumia-800-release-date</a><br><br>I wonder if the Lumia 900 will have a white version too?</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>dentaku</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:36:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>A good desktop keyboard with no muneric keypad?</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>Do any of you use a keyboard with no numeric keypad? If so, can you recommend one?<br>I don't mind if they're laptop style keys, in fact I prefer them as long as they're not smaller than normal or have a weird layout.<br>Last night I was cleaning the inside of some sticky keys on my MS Arc wireless&nbsp;keyboard and I somehow broke the M key. When&nbsp;I put in the batteries it's&nbsp;stuck&nbsp;ON&nbsp;then&nbsp;if I press the M key it becomes&nbsp;completely dead.<br>Anyway...<br>It has never been the easiest thing to type on so I'd like to find something that's basically just a&nbsp;full sized keyboard with no numeric pad. I hate those keypads because they're exactly where the mouse should be if you're right handed.</p><p>I'm typing this on my HP Wireless MINI keyboard that I use on my WDTL Live &#43; but it's netbook sized so I'm not going to use it for everyday typing.</p>]]></description>
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      <dc:creator>dentaku</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:05:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Native code development coming to Windows Phone?</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.theverge.com/2012/1/29/2756541/windows-phone-tango-120-languages-native-code">Maybe</a></p>]]></description>
      <comments>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/Native-code-development-coming-to-Windows-Phone</comments>
      <link>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/Native-code-development-coming-to-Windows-Phone</link>
      <dc:creator>cbae</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:46:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>IE10/IE10 Metro</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>So will Windows 8 have two kinds of IE 10? I saw that IE 10 Metro won't have any plugin capabilities(e.g. no Flash/Silverlight). So does that mean when Metro is turned off and you're on a normal desktop there's a &quot;normal&quot; IE 10 that does do plugins?</p>]]></description>
      <comments>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/IE10IE10-Metro</comments>
      <link>http://channel9.msdn.com/Forums/Coffeehouse/IE10IE10-Metro</link>
      <dc:creator>Harlequin</dc:creator>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 15:13:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>How I downloaded and installed FxCop.</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>I needed to get FxCop on my machine today, but I had no idea where to get it, so just Googled 'FxCop'. The first result was
<a href="http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb429476(VS.80).aspx">this Msdn page</a> that had lots of info on FxCop but no download link. I scanned the text and found a link to what was referred to as 'the FxCop website' for &quot;support, updated documentation
 and new rule topics&quot;. Note that this does not say &quot;downloads&quot;, but I tried my luck anyway. What was falsely claimed as being the FxCop website was actually a nonexistant page on Microsoft Downloads that said &quot;no results found for
<strong>downloads details aspx familyid 9AEAA970 F281 4FB0 ABA1 D59D7ED09772 displaylang en&quot;
</strong>which doesn't make any sense whatsoever.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I then Googled some more and found the <a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/b/codeanalysis/">
Code Analysis Team Blog</a>. Sounds about right, doesn't it? It looked like the right place, because if a code analysis tool like FxCop doesn't come from the Code Analysis Team then where else would it come from? My hunch was apparently proven correct because
 I saw a big FxCop link in the tag cloud. Imagine my surprise when the most recent post tagged 'FxCop' was from november 2008. The third post in the list of results was the announcement of the release of FxCop 1.36, which I had learned (and assumed&nbsp;from the
 2008 date)&nbsp;was not the latest version. </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Angry and frustrated, I returned to Microsoft Downloads and searched for FxCop,
<em>which that MSDN page could have done in the first place if it was going to send me to Microsoft Downloads anyway instead of where it said it would send me&nbsp;and wasn't daft enough to search for part of a url instead of the product I was looking for</em>.
 My search initially seemed disastrous: the first search result was neither the most recent, nor the most relevant, nor the most popular, so
<em>obviously</em> they made it the top search result.&nbsp;Incidentally, it makes total sense that you should sort your results on
<em>least popular result first</em> by default.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>My pulse quickened, however, when I saw the second search result simply titled &quot;FxCop 10.0&quot;. The version on the Code Analysis Team Blog was apparently more obsolete than I had first imagined since we've apparently had nine major version changes since that
 time. Happily, I clicked the link and got sent to a download page, ready to finally download and install what I could only assume was the latest version of FxCop.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Alarmingly, the download didn't prove to be for an .msi or .exe or even .zip file. In fact, it was not a download for FxCop 10.0 at all, despite what the download page claimed. It was a download for a textfile called &quot;readme.txt&quot;. Baffled, I opened the text
 file and found what were amusingly titled &quot;FxCop installation instructions.&quot;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><blockquote><div class="quoteText">FxCop Installation Instructions<br>
1. Download the Microsoft Windows SDK for Windows 7 and .NET Framework 4 version 7.1.<br>
2. Run %ProgramFiles%\Microsoft SDKs\Windows\v7.1\Bin\FXCop\FxCopSetup.exe to install FxCop.</div></blockquote></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Yes, the download for FxCop was actually a download for a text file that told me I had to go somewhere
<em>else</em> and download something <em>entirely different</em>. It could've said this on the webpage, but why take advantage of this 20 year old medium if you can also just make people download a text file. Note also that it doesn't exactly tell me
<em>where </em>to download the Windows SDK, just that I should go do it. It kind of felt like a huge ANSI bird was being flipped at me, but then again if there
<em>had</em> been a url in there it would probably have sent me to another nonexistant Microsoft Downloads page again.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><em>Also</em> note how the installer for the SDK doesn't actually install FxCop, but
<em>installs an installer</em> that you can use to <em>then </em>install FxCop. </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I fortunately found a link to the SDK on the 'thank you for downloading' page, under 'related links'. This is kind of a misnomer, because it was not really a
<em>related</em> link, but more the <em>actual link</em> to what I was told I was going to download in the first place.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>The installer fortunately provided me a way to customize the install. Since I only wanted FxCop, I unchecked everything and then looked for the &quot;FxCop Installer&quot; checkbox. This was foolish, because there obviously wasn't going to be a thorough description
 of the items you could install. In the end I assumed it must be in the 'Tools' option under '.NET Development', because it sure wasn't going to be under 'Native Code Development' or 'Redistributable Packages' and none of the options under 'Common Utilities'
 seemed like they would be it. In an amazing stroke of luck, this later proved to be correct.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I ran the installer for FxCop - I mean, I ran the installer for the&nbsp;<em>installer</em> for FxCop - and sure enough, when it had finished and I had manually searched through
<em>a bin directory in program files</em>, there it was: fxcopsetup.exe. I ran it and lo: FxCop 10.0 is now happily buzzing away on my system. I still had to uninstall the SDK - something I hadn't wanted&nbsp;to install in the first place - but that seemed trivial
 in the light of my ultimate succes, even if it consisted of uninstalling the SDK and
<em>then</em> uninstalling the stray Visual C&#43;&#43; 2010 redistributable it had left behind on my system.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>So let's recap: after several fruitless searches broken pages and misinformation, I had found what I was led to believe to be the installer for FxCop but was actually just a text file that told me what I needed to download but not where to download it, which
 would install a piece of software that I would then have to run to install what I was told the text file was going to be in the first place. It is like a diabolical matryoshka doll of software, designed by satan himself with the sole intent of reducing those
 who just want to check their coding standards to a shivering mess of tears&nbsp;and useless browser history.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Throughout that whole process, I was reminded of <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/06/25/gates-sends-angry-e-mail-sounds-just-like-a-customer/">
that infamous Bill Gates email from 2003</a> in which he was futilely trying to download Movie Maker. I wonder what Bill thinks of the fact that somebody's endeavour to download a simple piece of software that ought to be readily available to anyone trying
 to write decent code would be so fraught with peril, and that it would take that person&nbsp;twelve paragraphs and just over&nbsp;a
<em>thousand </em>words to describe what any reasonable person would expect to be a simple matter of &quot;find website, download latest version, install&quot;.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Oh, remember how I said that FxCop was happily buzzing away on my system? That's.. not entirely true. When I had it check for updates - who knows, there might be an FxCop
<em>20</em>.0 by now - I got the message that FxCop was unable to check for updates because&nbsp;'--' was found in FxCop.exe.config where '&gt;' should have been. This was apparently happening on line 81, a line that doesn't exist in a 64 line XML document. Maybe I
 can find an updated config file on Microsoft Downloads...</p>]]></description>
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