Ping: Episode 3

Posted By: Laura Foy | Mar 9th @ 12:58 PM | 18,302 Views | 21 Comments
This week , as always, Max and Laura observed and listened to what people here at Microsoft were buzzing about, what was on their minds and what they talked about at the water cooler.  Here is a recap of what was on the minds of Microsofties this past week. Topics include:

No Ipods at the Gates house!
Sobees it!
Is 2019 real?
Make a wish

...and more, enjoy!
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#Mar 9th @ 1:25 PM
intelman
intelman
Zune > Ipod.

The 2019 video is quite plausible as long as the economy doesn't tank. I want the device that takes the picture of the presentation and saves the whole interactive presentation on that small device. How sweet would it be to take a picture of a lecture, then it downloads that whole lecture and you can maniuplate it....

Plus that touchable newspaper is neat. I'd like it for a text book. It is like a touchable kindle. Once again for textbooks and maybe some fun reading when college is done Tongue Out

Oh and the right answer to why manhole covers are round...circles are one of the shapes that can't fit in itself, so you can't lose the cover down the hole. Some crazy math behind that and really strange implications if you really think about it. I can make a square go through a square hole, but I can't make a circle go through....

The creative answer is so you can use the manhole inlet as an auxilery pipe to do all kinds of crazy things with. Like pump a lot of gelatin in the pipe and make some crazy gelatin pool of gelatin goodness. I've always wanted to fill a whole olympic sized swimming pool with gelatin...

Apparently Microsoft likes this question.

http://blogs.msdn.com/bgroth/archive/2004/09/27/235071.aspx

My answer wouldn't get me the job, but I still like the idea of using it as an auxiliary pipe. Of course there aren't many pipes with non circle cross sections due to the strain on the pipe itself.
#Mar 9th @ 5:29 PM
Stilgar
Stilgar
I bought an iPod Video 30GB several years ago and that is where I lost my respect for Apple. Not that the device isn't cool but this guys just don't know how to make software and I remember their software as crappy ever since Win95 when you just could not uninstall Quicktime WTF!?!?!? Now I have a copy of Win XP dedicated to iTunes. I had to install iTunes on my old XP installation and not on my Vista installation because at the time there was no iTunes for Vista (and when they released one I heard it gave BSOD on Vista 64). However I am glad there was no Vista version of iTunes because now I keep this piece of * that finds it necessary to install a driver, 2 services, quicktime, some service discovery utility called Bonjour and most recently a browser on my machine just t let me copy mp3 files to a device isolated. Anyone willing to exchange an iPod for a Zune (too bad they don't sell these in Bulgaria)?

Trix - your suggestion implies that they'd better make the manholes triangle. The triangle cannot fall through itself. Anyway these interview questions suck really bad. Read here on why:  http://thedailywtf.com/articles/riddle-me-an-interview.aspx

P.S. Ping is when you send an ICMP packet to measure latency. Read Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping
P.P.S. the show generally sux but I watch it anyway. Please replace it with more "History of Microsoft"
#Mar 9th @ 6:53 PM
intelman
intelman
Only equilateral triangles because of the relationship to a circumscribed triangle. Think about trying to stuff one through itself. Some ellipses and all circles still work...


#Mar 9th @ 7:44 PM
Dork Force One
Dork Force One
"Lemme know if you need .45 Cal brain Surgery"
I own a Zune and I have had experiences with all iPods and I will half to say I say the Zune is by far better than the iPod and I love the software for Zune its almost mind blowing.

Out of the clip I thought the digital credit card device was the coolest. Where you selected your card you wanted to use then swiped it over a reader and you can figure out the rest.
#Mar 9th @ 9:59 PM
ColbyP
ColbyP
I believe you're correct except about elipses, that would contradict the point of the circle and equilateral triangle being perfectly "maxed-out" shapes, in symetrical diameter.  I think you could drop an elipse through it's hole without exception.
#Mar 9th @ 10:10 PM
intelman
intelman
I think I am wrong. Equilateral triangles can fall in. It would have to be an Rouleaux Triangle .

Circles are still special in that they really are the only normal shape that can not fall through no matter what. I kept thinking about the equilateral triangle, the height is longer than the sides, you can get it in.

With some googleing I confirmed it and read about the Rouleaux Triangle (which I was thinking was an elipse, but it most certainly is not).

http://www.drainspotting.com/mirror/nhtelegraph-2003-11-26/
#Mar 9th @ 11:23 PM
maxzuck
maxzuck
Spaceman Spiff!
The height of the equilateral triangle cannot be longer than the sides as it acts as one of the 2 sides of a right triangle with the equilateral's shared side being the hypotnuse of the right triangle formed by the height and half of one of the equilateral's sides... care to re-phrase or am I confused?? Wink
#Mar 10th @ 9:02 AM
Stilgar
Stilgar

He probably means shorter as the height is required to be shorter in order for the triangle to fall through itself. So obviously I was wrong and the triangle can fall through itself.

#Mar 10th @ 9:18 AM
intelman
intelman
Yeah it is shorter, the point is it will fall through Tongue Out.
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