Isabella Muerte is a C++ Bruja and Build System Trash Goblin. She taught herself to program at 20 by writing a build system and immediately regretting the decision. Her first computer ran Windows Millennium Edition and her parents forbade her from upgrading to anything else for 5 years. She is still bitter about this. She is an avid fan of C++ and a semi-active member of the C++ community. In her spare time, she is interested in burritos, stoner rock, sludge and doom metal, open source, tattoos, and computer keyboards.