I looked at your other posts and they kind of sound like a broken record too.  Did an MCSE steal your girlfriend or something?  LOL 

Golly, you're probably right about that whole "99.999% bug free" thing.  Sayyyyy... why don't you post the IP addresses of these Linux boxes that have had Linux installed and never been "touched" or rebooted.  I can run a quick, uh, "vulnerability test" to see if they're missing any of the 5,892 Linux security patches that came out in the last year.  Muahahahah....