Man, that's ancient. It's from before people had Visual Basic to bash, and had to bash the original BASIC.
There was another one I remember from when I saw that list, a few years ago - Real Programmers don't microwave their popcorn. They put it on the CPU and can tell when a job is running by the popping speed.
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