Linux is the #1 server OS and it's soon to become the #1 desktop OS. Redmond it's time for you to relinquish your control of the computer industry.
Dear colleagues in Redmond - unfortunately our schemes to control the computer industry have been revealed. Yes, the forces of truth, justice and freedom have defeated our monopolistic tendencies at last and now nothing remains for us but shame and a long
lingering and very public death.
It is time to implement plan Zeta - you know what to do...