cornelius wrote:
what is this wondrous open source you all speak of?

It's the dominant religion of a small country called Ubuntu.

It's followers worship a god called StawlMarn, who, it is said, will deliver the world from the evil church of M$c$o$o$t (for that is how it is written).

Upon that most joyous of days, the worshippers of OpenSauce (praise be upon it) will rejoice and give thanks, by taking a bath and then moving out of their parent's house.

Don't you know anything?