You mean Laura and Tina aren't enough in the totty stakes? I'm more than happy thanks.
(As that piece of Brit-slang will probably sail high over the heads of everyone else. "totty" is one of those oh-so-british terms most closely translated as "fine figure of a <insert gender of preference here>" it could be mildly offensive, but you'd have to
be highly sensitve...
Also, this over-long paranthesis should explain the joke in wallace and gromit about Lady Tottington insisting on being called Totty.)