ScanIAm wrote:

Lovely.  I used the wrong word.

It still wasn't f*cking funny.

Calm down, dear. It's only a coffeehouse discussion.

I never said it was true and neither did I say it was funny.

I was merely pointing out for those who didn't know, that the story of Ballmer and the chair has slightly more backbone to it than many of the other anti-Microsoft stories on the internet because it was used as evidence in a courtroom.